Wednesday 27 June 2012

Scott Millssssssssss


Another late night of drinking was had between Beccy, Chris and Scott but this time he was sure the posh lady from radio 4 had been there but he wasn’t completely aware of what happened.  Then as he yawned and stretched in from of the mirror as he did every day, doing this since he’d spent time with the ‘Hoff’.  It boosted his confident and made him feel like he was not a man, but a love machine.  That’s when he gasped and noticed that he had scratches from his shoulder and all down his back.  Slowly he turns and touches the mark and in doing so winces because it feels so tender, racking his brain as to what the hell had happened, he is then made aware that he is being watched.

Beccy stirs in a bed, not knowing where she is realises that she’s still dressed she lifts her head and when doing so feels like someone is pressing it against a concrete floor.  She didn’t even try and think about what had happened the night before, she couldn’t even feel her tongue; which meant she was extremely dehydrated and needed a drink.  Noticing there was a glass of clear liquid on the unit beside the bed she reaches over for it, funny how she managed to be so sensible and take a glass of water to bed with her but yet she couldn’t take her clothes off.

“I wouldn’t if I were you.”  She freezes, now realising where she is and recognising the voice.  She turns to see Chris sat on the edge of the bed wearing what looked like spider-man pyjamas.  She begins to laugh at his pyjamas but they realises it’s not that funny at all, the fact that she’s waking up in his bed.  He reads her mind and instantly he shakes his head.
“You and Scott last night were on fire!”  She gasps, thinking the worst.
“I swear if you two were a comedy act in a competition you would have floored anyone else out there.”  She sighs and lays back down wondering how much it would hurt to actually try and stand up.  They both turn as the man with no voice enters with two coffees, Beccy looks up and smiles and he smiles back.
“I really enjoyed last night Beccy.”  She glares at him, all this time he had no voice and now she’d discovered why.  Joe Pisquale and David Beckham eat your heart out because the man with no voice sounded like a 3 year girl.  She breaths in, wondering what to say because she had no idea what he was talking about.  She carefully sits up taking the coffee off him and smiling lightly, looking over at Chris she sees him laughing.  She frowns.
“What’s so funny?”  She asks him.
“Your face is a picture, he’s winding you up.”  Relief flows over her body like a cascading shower.
“Ok so does anyone remember what happened last night?  And where’s Scott, I hope he’s making breakfast or on his way back from McDonalds with food!”

Chris then explains to Beccy what had actually happened last night, it turned out that Beccy had passed out in Chris’ hallway on her way out and the others had decided just to put her to bed in the spare room.  They had put a glass of water by her bed, but in the middle of the night Beccy had slept walked into the kitchen and poured the water away and had more vodka then once again passed out.  She was found in the lounge and Chris and him with no voice had found her this morning and she awoke because they had just picked her up ‘bumps style’ and dumped her back in the bed.  Chris had just put the vodka down and as he did smelt it and realised what it was, but she still didn’t believe him so she grabbed the glass and smelt it.  Jumping up and heading towards the en-suite and throwing up, she could hear the other two laughing and heard Chris sing ‘I told you so’.

As Scott turns round Kathy is stood there in Scotts dressing gown smiling holding what looks like a leather strap, her hair is wet so she’d obviously been and had a shower this morning.  Gasping, and looking in the mirror at his back once again he turns to her.
“What the?”  He says.  She laughs so much her head falls back, he used to like her because he thought she was the posh lady from radio 4 but at the moment she looked like she had a pretty evil laugh and what the hell was that in her hand.  Watching as she pulls leather strap through the belt hoops of her jeans, that’s when he realised that it was a really think belt.
“Did you really think?  Ok don’t answer that.”
“No, of coarse not”  He’s now wishing it had happened, she did look quite reem in HIS dressing gown.
“Oh yeah sorry, hope you don’t mind but I used your shower and borrowed your dressing gown.”  Scott is still stood there mouth open, wondering if he was dreaming.
“Oh by the way those scratches, was that Alsatian!”  She shouts from the other bedroom. 

“That’s when Beccy wakes up and tries to drink the vodka….”  Scott walks in and the room goes silent, he sits alongside of Beccy and puts his head on the back of the sofa.  Being at work with a hangover was not normally an option for him, but this was the last time he was going to drink.
“So here’s the legend!”  Chris says.

Scott turns up his lips trying not to smile too much, how he loved compliments from people, but he didn’t want to seem big headed.
“I’m still drunk.” Says Beccy.
“Me too.”  Scott replies, he turns as he replies and as he locks eyes with Beccy it all comes flooding back to him.  His heart is beating so fast and loud he can’t even hear what else is going on, her face is burning hot because now all the emotions and feelings have come back to her.  She flinches as he accidently touches her leg, they both stare at each other the urges come back but then as they start feeling it they both jump up and rush to the toilets.